"Thank You For Calling Verizon, Your Broadband and Entertainment Company"

I don’t even know how to respond to that. Maybe this whole DSL fiasco is their idea of keeping me “entertained.”
The rep I spoke with this morning apparently had a brain, because the first thing he did was to talk to his supervisor. He put in the request to switch us back to a dynamic IP address (hmm… wasn’t this already supposed to be in the works, you know, from the last two days’ phone calls?).
So now we’re waiting for possibly another 24 hours. Three days without phone and Internet.
Verizon, I swear to God, if I could wipe you off the face of the planet, I would. You are the worst. You’ve surpassed my hatred of Network Solutions to be the number one, most hated business entity I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with. May your stock plummet, your lines turn to dust, and every idiot that works for you suffer an eternal damnation of having to deal with utterly incompetent technical support representatives in hell.

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