Fair Point Update Du Jour

Today, we are working with Fair Point on yet another outage. This time it’s a T1 line from Brandon to Middlebury, Vermont. After the standard “It’s customer
equipment” line (which we now believe is a standard response), and a full day of down time, Fair Point finally dispatched a technician…. to the wrong end of the T1. I realized this only when he was asking about “the other T1 line” in the router. When I said “there’s only one line” I realized he was looking at the Brandon router, not the Middlebury one.
Here’s how I imagine their troubleshooting process looks:

Fair Point Troubleshooting Flowchart
Fair Point Troubleshooting Flowchart

More Love for Fair Point

Today I decided that, since we never use it, it was time to ditch our toll-free phone number. Why should I continue to pay $30/mo for something we never use? So I called Fair Point and after re-reading the account number twice was able to get the account canceled “on one end.” However, I was told I needed to call another number to finish up the cancelation.
First question: why do I have to call two numbers?
So I called the second number and, when it asked what number I was calling about I keyed it in. Of course, there was no record of the 800# in their system.
After being on hold for 16:55 minutes, and repeated “Thank you for holding. Someone will be right with you,” messages, I finally got through to someone. I was very careful not to give out my main phone number, for fear of them disconnecting that instead.
Conclusion: Fair Point is overworked/whelmed by the northern New England Verizon acquisition.

Dell System Analyzer Is a Waste of Time

While looking for hardware upgrades for a client’s server this morning, I decided to run the Dell hardware analyzer via their website to save myself the time of digging up the Dell Service Tag or running a one-line PowerShell command, I watched as the system installed an ActiveX control in the browser (always a pleasent feeling…)? and identified the server as…
a P703w All-in-One Printer
OR
V505 & V505w All-in-One (PRODUCT) RED (tm) Printer.
Uhm. Okay. Right… That was helpful.

GCFW: GIAC Certified Firewall Analyst

As of the time I’m writing this, you can see I am the newest GCFW. From the GIAC website, this means I now

“…have the knowledge, skills, and abilities to design, configure, and monitor routers, firewalls, and perimeter defense systems.?

Combine that with my GSNA
from last year, which states that I

“… have the knowledge, skills and abilities to apply basic risk analysis techniques and to conduct a technical audit of essential information systems”?

and it seems that I really need to get back to work with these skill thingies I’ve accumlated!