Yep, Verizon's Done it (Yet) Again!

Today, around 12PM, our DSL service went out.
After they fixed it on Friday afternoon (back to our dynamic IP account), they turned it off again today. The rep today says “I’m still showing you as having a static IP – it should have never worked with a PPPoE account). And yet, it did, all weekend.
Curiously, it’s not working with the static IP they’ve assigned either. After 30 min on the phone with them, they’re “opening a ticket.”