Of course, I was too late. I looked and saw he had 52 to my paltry following of 48. So, I did what any trailing contender would do – change the rules! So I said “let’s race to 100!”
Today we’re at 53:59. The math is simple: Harlem’s pulling ahead. Obviously I’ll have to come up with some sort of campaign promises or something to claim the lead. Linux on every desktop! A penguin in every pot! No laptop left behind! Universal backup coverage!